Zombieland (2009)

• Year: 2009
• Released: 02 Oct 2009
• Country: United States
• Adwords: 10 wins & 29 nominations
• IMDb: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1156398/
• Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/Zombieland
• Metacritics: https://www.metacritic.com/movie/zombieland
• Available in: 720p, 1080p, 2160p
• Language: English, Spanish, French
• MPA Rating: R
• Genre: Action, Comedy, Horror
• Runtime: 88 min
• Writer: Rhett Reese, Paul Wernick
• Director: Ruben Fleischer
• Cast: Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone, Woody Harrelson
• Keywords: sibling relationship, zombie, aftercreditsstinger, gore, road trip,

	7.6/10
	73/100
	89% – Critics
	86% – Audience

Zombieland Storyline

With America infested with hordes of decomposing zombies from end to end, one of the few zombie-apocalypse survivors, Columbus, manages, somehow, to live to fight another day, while on his way to Ohio to check in on his family. Surrounded by mayhem and destruction, Columbus joins forces with the no-nonsense pro survivalist, Tallahassee, bent on continuing the dangerous road trip through Armageddon. However–as the band of zombie hunters is joined by the stranded girls, Wichita, and her younger sister, Little Rock–an unexpected change of plans will lead them to the last unspoilt place: the Pacific Playland amusement park in Los Angeles. Could the rumours be true, or is the odd team heading toward its demise?

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Zombieland is a horror comedy at its best

(Synopsis) The entire world is hit with an apocalyptic infection that turns people into zombies once they have been bitten by an infected zombie. Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a young geek who has a lot of phobias about almost everything from clowns, to bathrooms, to checking the back seat of cars. Being alone and scared of the outside world has kept him alive. His new fear is being eaten by zombies. To survive, Columbus has begun making a long list of rules to survive. Each time he gives you one of his rules, you see an example of his rule in action. He decides to go home to Columbus to see if his parents are still alive. Along the highway, he meets Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) a redneck zombie killer who loves Twinkies. They team up and head for Tallahassee. On the way they meet and join forces with two girls, Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abagail Breslin). They may be the last surviving people on earth, and they must rely on each other to survive.

(My Comment) Zombieland is a horror comedy at its best. You usually don’t see a zombie movie as a comedy, but you will like this one. Actually this isn’t really a comedy; it is more a funny horror movie, because there is bloodshed in a comic situation. There is plenty of blood splattering, plenty of killing and gore, and even some nudity of a stripper zombie. The film delivers you four heroes that you can root for when the zombies come after them. You will begin to love the scenes with the rules of survival that Jesse Eisenberg explains to the audience in a background voice such as wearing your seat-belt, or the double-tap rule after you shoot a zombie make sure he is dead by shooting him in the head again. Trust me; this is not a wasted shot. Woody Harrelson’s performance is terrific, as a redneck zombie killer who misses his puppy Buck, and must find a Twinkie at any cost. There is one unforgettable cameo appearance that will take place at someone’s Beverly Hills mansion. I won’t say his name, but it is hilarious. There is one thing that I must say about this zombie movie that is not normally in zombie movies, and that is the fact that once these zombies are infected they can run very fast. As a matter of fact that is rule number 1, be sure that you can outrun the zombies, because the overweight and slow people were caught first by the zombies. There are some pretty funny scenes, and you will laugh from beginning to end. (Columbia Pictures, Run Time 1:20, Rated R)(7/10)

The epitome of ‘turn off your brain and enjoy’.

This is NOT a film that will be up for any awards this year (except for maybe those from Fangoria), as it is not an art or prestige movie–nor is it something you’ll likely see in the Criterion Collection! No, this film is about as far from this sort of movie as you can get, as it’s a ‘turn off your brain and enjoy’ film–one you can’t think too much about but there is still something about it you’ll probably like. I say PROBABLY because if you can’t stand gore or profuse swearing, then go no further–this is clearly a film to avoid. But, provided you have a relatively high tolerance for this sort of thing, it’s a good bet to see–in particular if you’ve seen and enjoyed “Sean of the Dead”. While “Sean” is a better film, it’s roughly along the same lines–an irreverent comedy about zombie-killers!

What is particularly good about this film is the dialog and characters as they seem very out of place and just plain strange. One (the narrator) is a total geek, one a maniac who, on some level, actually seems to be ENJOYING the zombie outbreak (Woody Harrelson)! These two later stumble upon the most unlikely pair of girls–an 18-or so year old and her 12 year-old sister. I say unlikely because they repeatedly get the upper hand on the two men and prove that brains, not just brawn and a desire to kill, are what counts. As for the rest of the film, it’s mostly mindless violence, action and laughs. Now there is a very special moment around the middle of the film when the quartet meet a new friend. This is GREAT but I don’t want to say more as it would spoil the surprise.

Mindless, crazy and worth seeing. This is a great one to rent or watch on cable, but it probably isn’t good enough to merit adding it to your DVD collection–but you be the judge of that. Surprisingly good.

The Worst Case Of The Munchies Ever

I have to say that when I went to see Zombieland I wasn’t quite prepared for what I was getting. When it started out I honestly thought it was a variation on the Charlton Heston science fiction classic, The Omega Man which also dealt with some human survivors of a plague that’s left the rest of humanity the victim of some horrid disease.

Instead I got a good natured farce of a film about this same kind of apocalyptic event. The action is narrated by one of four survivors who find themselves thrown together in this case college student Jesse Eisenberg. The other three are Woody Harrelson, Emma Stone, and Abigail Breslin. These characters are not referred to by name, merely places either destinations or places of origin.

Harrelson has the best most broadly expansive role in the film. It’s a scenery chewing part and Harrelson dines on it the way those zombies devour surviving humans.

I never did get just exactly how this disease spread and why these four should have been so lucky to be spared. Usually those details are important in science fiction, but I got swept up in the general enjoyment that the cast was having with this film that I didn’t care after a while.

I agree with other reviewers that this film is destined to become a cult classic. Another future Rocky Horror Picture Show has been born.