The Vixens of Kung Fu (A Tale of Yin Yang) (1975)

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Paula is a young prostitute whose luck turns sour one day while taking a stroll through a wood in the middle of the afternoon. She’s interrupted by three Hunters who verbally harass her and, when she starts running away, one of them pulls a Gun of Anesthesia (sic) on her and shoots her in the back. She falls to the ground, they «skin» their prey and the first two hunters rape her. They then leave her all alone. Paula regains consciousness and – as if she was in a rape and revenge movie – she wanders into the comforting arms – and body – of the Leader of Vixens Of Kung-Fu, who initiates her by giving her a massage and having lesbian sex with her. Then Paula is introduced to the other two vixen kung-fu students, who have no use for men, and keep training and learning the ways of the Vixens. Paula finds time to relate how much she needs help, to pay back the pains she had to endure from past clients (in flashbacks): a Black Client with whom she didn’t have sex, and a White Client. Then, a wandering kung-fu practitioner makes the mistake of wandering past the Vixens’ training grounds. He’s immediately attacked and beaten by the three kung fu students. Scorned by the Vixens, the man does what any male hero does in similar circumstances: he parts in search of a woman of knowledge who will help him «bone up» on his kung-fu skills. He finds her in the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant. He kneels at the feet of Madame Blue, addresses her as the Kung Fu Master. She reluctantly takes him on as a student, takes him into the woods, where she instructs him in the deadly art of her particular style – Golden Dragon Raising Head – which primarily involves meditation and masturbation, until he becomes an invincible Yang. Meanwhile, the Vixens’ Leader and Paula are running up and down the beach together (in slow motion), so that she will have all the endurance a Yin needs for a long battle of the sexes. After the two masters are satisfied that their respective students have had enough training, the final duel is arranged in another scenic wood background – and Yang and Yin do come together in climactic nude combat.

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Everybody was kung-fu fornicating!

Without a doubt one of the single most uproariously silly porno oddities to emerge from the loopy 70’s, this one merges your standard sexathon with the then trendy martial arts craze with positively ridiculous and hence quite sidesplitting results. A young prostitute (gorgeous brunette Bree Anthony) gets raped in the woods by a group of scuzzy guys who include a giggly Bobby Astyr and the ever-sleazy Jamie Gillis. Fortunately, the hooker gets taken in by a secret sect of beautiful distaff kung-fu masters who teach her all about the erotic side of the martial arts (i.e., these ladies meditate buck naked until smoke comes out of their vaginas and make out with each other a lot). Director Bill Milling pokes hysterical fun at the glaring shoddiness of low-rent chopsocky fare: Hilariously obvious dubbing, cheesy protracted slow motion, hokey narration done by some dude with a phony and unconvincing Chinese accent, tacky freeze frames, wonky editing for the fight scenes, jarring use of music (Anthony gets raped to jaunty hillbilly bluegrass music!), and even the unavoidable arduous training montages. The smoldering presence of the always delicious C.J. Laing as the martial arts teacher provides plenty of heat. The bright cinematography gives this flick an attractive sunny look. A total hoot and a half.